Life Is Messy

Anyone want to have a read about the shit and the shizzle of life? The good, bad, happy, sad sometimes insightful-but most likely a rambling train of thought of an almost coherent nature? Welcome to my site. So who the ferk am I? I am a wife, mother and over thinker. I am a writer who will write anything on any subject apart from geography. I didn't know where Newcastle was on the map until I'd visited 3 times! That's not a joke btw. This is basically about my mishmash messy life, which is not glamorous, elegant, dynamic or calm. It is a cacophony of chaos, disorder and untidiness. With a dash of extreme dyslexia, an over worked husband and an extremely busy child, I try to navigate my way through life's challenges, whilst trying to not loose my mind. Some of the subjects won't be pretty. Don't expect Kirstie Allsop type arts and crafts tips-not unless my blog gets hacked! So if you aren't into parenthood, the drudgery of house bitching (cleaning to those who enjoy it), depression and miscarriages (sounds fun doesn't it!!!) then this isn't going to float your boat. But if you are up for a laugh about life and how to drag yourself through with joy smacking your ass pushing you on, then this is for you.

You can be sure that the quality of my written works are comparable to no other. Browse through my collection of written works and let yourself be enchanted by the magic of a wonderful story. If you've enjoyed my books and you want to learn more, I welcome messages, questions and ideas for my next novel. If you still aren't convinced, get in touch - all writers have room to grow, and prolific authors are no different.